This is my biography. In all actuality, it's an autobiography, since I wrote it. It's extremely funny, but only if you don't take me seriously. If you begin to take me seriously, you may not find this funny. In fact, if you begin to take anything seriously, I doubt you'll find anything very funny. So stop taking things so seriously. Read the short bio, and know that nothing in the entire passage is falsified. All the facts really are true. However, they are only true from a certain point of view, but it all really happened. I have updated the entire bio since the last site, so if you haven't read it since the overhaul I suggest you take a second look. If you've already read it then why don't you go read some poetry instead.